*walks on stage*
how are you, bronnenites?
so i went to a bar yesterday on your beautiful board
and then two guys walked in!
audience: shivering with excitement
and it was shirley and roy, can you imagine?
and then shirley, he walks to the bar
audience: glowing with anticipation
and he says to the bartender, hey buddy…
audience: lean forward in their seats
…i bet you 500 bucks that i can pee…
…from here into that beer glass over there…
audience: almost slide off the edges of their chairs
…and fill it with my pee completely without spilling a single drop!
audience: shaking heads, murmuring
no way, says the bartender, its on!
audience: murmuring intensifies
so shirley jerks out his dick…
audience: sliding around on their butts nervously
…and he pees…Post too long. Click here to view the full text.