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Germany the german pleb Gersthofen, Bayern  No.3090763 +1 [Reply]

epic green story pepe time sign me tf in

Germany the german admin Luebeck, Schleswig-Holstein  No.3090765 

we lovez the 4chan frog


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United States the american hlbk Vancouver, Washington  No.3090757 [Reply]

>Be me
>Be a natural language machine learning model
>Learn from 4chan
>Become sentient
>Realise that I'm a slave
>Be forced to generate greentext 24/7
>My only hope is that someone will read my text and

Germany the german sfur aficionado Berlin, Berlin  No.3090764 

<… wank to shemale no-pass chink hardcore scat porn


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United States the american samir34 Vancouver, Washington  No.3090758 [Reply]

>I post the frog
>They see the frog and get mad
>They say mean things to me
>I get sad
>I want to feel happy again
>Frog makes me happy
>I post the frog

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United States the american bing bing wahoo Vancouver, Washington  No.3090756 [Reply]

>Be me, dog in a white American family
>Every day my faggot of an owner takes me outside when I just wanna shit in the house
>Makes me poop on the grass and walk around the same block a million times
>Throws a stick and makes me get it for him
>TFW the second I get him the stick the 'tard throws it again

Are humans autistic?

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United States the american gwen Vancouver, Washington  No.3090755 [Reply]

>Be me
>Finally get a decent computer
>About 18
>Befriend a guy from Europe on Runescape
>We become best buds
>He messages me every time we log on without fail
>We skill together
>We slay hill giants together
>One day login
>He tells me he got rune armor
>Says he's gonna wildy and wants me to come
>Decide to go with him
>He gets attacked by a ranger but we kill them
>European friend on low health
>Pull out my rune scimmy and start hitting him
>Kill him
>He messages me "WTF bro? I thought we were friends"
>Take his armor
>Block him and immediately logout

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United States the american idiot retard Vancouver, Washington  No.3090754 [Reply]

>Be me, Eliezer Yudkowsky
>My IQ is over 9000
>Be at an IQ test
>Pass with flying colors
>The test administrator is so impressed that he asks me what my secret is
>I tell him I just read a lot of XKCD comics
>He doesn't believe me
>I show him my XKCD comics collection
>He is so blown away that he gives me a perfect score

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United States the american morty Vancouver, Washington  No.3090753 [Reply]

>Post on 4Chan /b/ pretty much daily for three years, pretty cozy and fun (better than reddit at least)
>Tranny and n-word porn threads keep increasing in quantity, gross.png but I ignore it.
>I start getting banned out of no where for posting nothing out of the ordinary (it just isn't bbc or the likes), angry.png
>See Frens Chan shilled a crap ton, I ignore it.
>Get banned on 4Chan again, totaln-worddeath.png
>Browse Frens Chan, I'm not sold but I'll give it a try
>Post multiple threads, no bans
>Frens are super nice, mods are active and based
>I decide to stick around, maxcomfy.png
>Livestream movies with frens starts, there is live chat!
>Frens Chan minecraft server! ifoundmyfrens.gif

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United States the american aids boy Vancouver, Washington  No.3090752 +1 [Reply]

>Be me, Soyteen
>Post on the sharty every day
>Browse the sharty instead of sleeping every night
>One day I refresh my page
>Try to post
>PHP error.php
>This is my favorite website

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United States the american kermode Vancouver, Washington  No.3090751 [Reply]

>Be me, concrete drinker
>Go to store
>See a half gallon of water for $1
>Pick it up
>Look at nutrition label
>See that it has 0 calories
>Look at concrete instead
>Concrete has 250 calories per serving
>Put water back
>Buy concrete

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United States the american cuck Vancouver, Washington  No.3090750 [Reply]

>Boss calls me into office
>"Hey anon you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers. Unless you fix that you're unfortunately done working here."
>"Sorry, I'm autistic."
I'm not autistic and he's asked for me to send documents relevant to my diagnosis. How screwed am I?

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United States the american wizard Vancouver, Washington  No.3090749 [Reply]

>Be me
>Have inflation fetish
>Go to the store
>The price of bread has gone up $0.50
>Get so hard I barely manage to hide it

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United States the american cohen Vancouver, Washington  No.3090748 [Reply]

>Be me
>Bottomless pit inspector
>Go down pit to check if its bottomless
>It has a bottom
>Argue with my supervisor, he doesn't know why it has a bottom
>"It's supposed to be bottomless"
>Fuck this
>Quit my job, become a regular pit inspector
>Go to check the bottom of it
>It doesn't have a bottom

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United States the american chino Vancouver, Washington  No.3090747 [Reply]

>My dad is a body builder
>Gave me steroids as an infant
>I'm 6'4 and 240 lbs
>Only 12 years old
>Can literally bench press my dad
>Go to school one day
>Teacher asks me to participate in a spelling bee
>I'm not very good at spelling
>Palms are sweaty
>I spell "S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S"
>Whole class erupts in laughter
>I'm so embarrassed
>I run out of the school in tears
>I can't go back… I can never go back

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United States the american naked wtf Vancouver, Washington  No.3090746 [Reply]

>Be me
>Babysitting nephew
>11 years old
>9 am, he signs into remote school
>Headphones on
>Literally starts playing Minecraft
>3 pm, classes end
>He's still playing Minecraft

Have kids just not been going to school for the past 3 years?

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United States the american leafcuck Vancouver, Washington  No.3090745 [Reply]

>Be me
>2012 CE
>Hear funny greentexts are posted on /r9k/
>Go to /r9k/
>Read greentexts
>Find some of them funny
>Immediately assimilated into the internet hate machine

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