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United States the american wizard Vancouver, Washington  No.3090749 [Reply]

>Be me
>Have inflation fetish
>Go to the store
>The price of bread has gone up $0.50
>Get so hard I barely manage to hide it


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United States the american cohen Vancouver, Washington  No.3090748 [Reply]

>Be me
>Bottomless pit inspector
>Go down pit to check if its bottomless
>It has a bottom
>Argue with my supervisor, he doesn't know why it has a bottom
>"It's supposed to be bottomless"
>Fuck this
>Quit my job, become a regular pit inspector
>Go to check the bottom of it
>It doesn't have a bottom


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United States the american chino Vancouver, Washington  No.3090747 [Reply]

>My dad is a body builder
>Gave me steroids as an infant
>I'm 6'4 and 240 lbs
>Only 12 years old
>Can literally bench press my dad
>Go to school one day
>Teacher asks me to participate in a spelling bee
>I'm not very good at spelling
>Palms are sweaty
>I spell "S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S"
>Whole class erupts in laughter
>I'm so embarrassed
>I run out of the school in tears
>I can't go back… I can never go back


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United States the american naked wtf Vancouver, Washington  No.3090746 [Reply]

>Be me
>Babysitting nephew
>11 years old
>9 am, he signs into remote school
>Headphones on
>Literally starts playing Minecraft
>3 pm, classes end
>He's still playing Minecraft

Have kids just not been going to school for the past 3 years?


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United States the american leafcuck Vancouver, Washington  No.3090745 [Reply]

>Be me
>2012 CE
>Hear funny greentexts are posted on /r9k/
>Go to /r9k/
>Read greentexts
>Find some of them funny
>Immediately assimilated into the internet hate machine


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United States the american bateman Vancouver, Washington  No.3090744 [Reply]

>Be me
>Walking home with le friend
>It starts raining
>Get home, friends hair is soaked
>"Haha anon your hair didn't get wet at all"
>Realise he's making fun of me because I don't have any hair
>I'm bald
>TFW I got bullied irl again


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United States the american chadcel Vancouver, Washington  No.3090743 [Reply]

>Be me
>Just a lonely spade trying to make his way
>Work a lonely job
>Live a lonely life
>One day I'm at the bar and I see a Big Black Bvll
>He got dat BBC
>Realise I walked into a gay bar by mistake
>Realise that mistake… wasn't a mistake
>Five years later
>Be me
>Be happily married to a beautiful African American man
>Not lonely anymore
>Feel happy


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United States the american behindert Vancouver, Washington  No.3090742 [Reply]

>Be le me, 600 lbs
>Visit landwhale sister, measily 300 lbs
>She had a kid last year
>It can't walk yet
>Crawls around the house but usually stays put if she puts it on the sofa
>Be me again
>Be watching Fox News and drinking a pop
>Run out of pop
>Get up and grab another can of soda from the fridge
>Decide to sit down a little closer to the fridge
>Her fucking kid was on the chair
>Pretty sure I heard bones break
>No one found out about it


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United States the american pederast Vancouver, Washington  No.3090741 [Reply]

>Make funny post on social media
>Only get two likes
>One is my mom
>The other is my dad


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United States the american brother Vancouver, Washington  No.3090740 [Reply]

>Be me
>On airplane
>3 muslims are sitting in the back
>Two of them get up and start walking to the front
>As one of them passes me he says "soon we shall see Allah"
>He gets to the front of the plane and starts reciting the Koran
>He ended up converting 12 people to Islam
Thank you Allah


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United States the american meat toilet Vancouver, Washington  No.3090739 [Reply]

>Be me
>Be a wagie for Ronald Mcdonald
>Customer comes in
>Asks for a Big Mac
>Hold the onions
>Make sure to add extra onions
>Spit in it for disrespecting onion jaks
>Customer sees me spit in it
>Stares me dead in the face while eating his burger
>Most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life


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United States the american amber Vancouver, Washington  No.3090738 [Reply]

>Be me
>Be depressed for the past 10 years
>Decide being depressed is cringe
>Be more independent
>Improve my lifestyle
>Form healthy habits
>Find a cute partner who's perfect in every way
>TFW it didn't work


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United States the american inflation fetishist Vancouver, Washington  No.3090737 [Reply]

>Be me
>Bottom inspector
>Meet this 5'8 twink, we get to talking
>Athletic
>Muscular
>Interesting hobbies, he has it all
>Definitely passes the test
>Spend the evening together, we really get to know eachother
>Ask how old he is, for some reason he hesitates
>TFW he was 14


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Piteå's cranium the schizophrenic hussy Piteå's cranium  No.3090693 +2 [Reply]


>/int/ - International (9 readers)

>>he doesn't know what "Bronnen" means
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Germany the german piteå Luebeck, Schleswig-Holstein  No.3090696 

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United States the american shemale Southaven, Mississippi  No.3090701 

/qa/ lost

United States the american opfer Lubbock, Texas  No.3090735 

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What in the davy jones is a brainless sissy retard?



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Germany the german csgo Luebeck, Schleswig-Holstein  No.3090726 [Reply]

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Germany the german diaperfur fetishist Luebeck, Schleswig-Holstein  No.3090728 +1 

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Latvia the latvian täby Jekabpils, Jekabpils novads  No.3090729 

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>>3090728
keep going, im almost there

Turkey the turkish simian Izmit, Kocaeli  No.3090730 

drop the pale krautchan men and come to shart

Sweden the swedish newfag Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3090731 

kultur

Germany the german funny cat Luebeck, Schleswig-Holstein  No.3090732 

>>3090731
if it's you boom come back we need you



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