I'm a bit depressed, you make more mistakes when you're depressed because mild or very mild depression makes you feel tired.
Besides, my language comes from Latin, unlike yours, which is more Germanic than mine, therefore English may be easier for a Dutch guy than for a Galician than me. Having decent English skills isn't really that meritorious when you're Dutch because English may feel like a mere dialect to you.
And calm your tits, bro. Sounds like Suave made your butthole bleed before and that's why you're still mad at him and those who may like him.