I considered to jump off out the window once, but there's no enough height to kill me. I'd probably go buy a Glock 19 on the deep web. Cheap stuff, also easy to conceal and shoot with.
Not a literal AK-47, but that's enough ammo to appear in the news and kickstart and Reconquista. I don't wanna leave this World without stirring some shit up even if I become a meme.https://www.bestgore.com/tag/new-zealand-video/
(Partly serious, partly joking).