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Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5269 [Reply]

there was this short piece of early soviet absurdist poetry by daniil kharms

>“One short man said: "I would give anything if only I were even a tiny bit taller."

>He barely said it when he saw a lady magician standing in front of him.
>"What do you want?" says the magician.
>But the short man just stands there so frightened he can't even speak.
>"Well?" says the magician.
>The short man just stands there and says nothing. The magician vanishes.
>Then the short man started crying and biting his nails. First he chewed off all the nails on his fingers, and then on his toes.

>Reader! Think this fable over and it will make you somewhat uncomfortable.”


i kept ruminating on this throughout my adolescense and couldnt make any sense of it

but now i finally see it at the ripe old age of 21

ok delete this post
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Palestine, State of the palestinian women worshipper Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5286 

>>5285
yes, but it always is isn't it

what classes do you have this semester ?_?

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5287 

>>5286
me come to uni to discover there were no classes

the only creature to commit the same fault in a huge ass 100,000 m2 building was this 51 year old vaginegro who barely attends 10% of lectures

lol

Palestine, State of the palestinian bigdickbitch Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5288 

>>5287
did you fuck her?

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5289 

>>5288
no

i was being virginal

see post No. 5285

>classes do you have this semester

Computational Physics (peaking in Monte-Carlo simulation)
Control Theory
Theory of Detonation
Gas Dynamics
Experimental Physics

lol

Palestine, State of the palestinian fedora atheist Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5290 

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Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5264 +2 [Reply]

5odny been 2edeek wadeeny el9amara fy essa7ab
9alby been 2edeek 3addaalak 9alby alfy baab
3omry been 2edeek rag3aly el3omri fat wra7
naseeny el7ozny wlgraa7 wsneeny ettohah wl3adhaab

leelah men lghraam nesra 9haa 2naa waanta bessneen
leelah men lghraam wna3eishhaa 9loob metshawwa9een
leelah men lghraam dy ghanaawy whamsy weshtyaa9
wkfaayah 3leenaa men elforaa9 welnaar wel7eerah welaaneen

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5265 +2 

numerals stand for number of times i have never had sex

United States the american tranny Cincinnati, Ohio  No.5267 +3 

i have never had sex

Lithuania the lithuanian pepe garrison Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.5268 +2 

i have never had sex



Bosnia and Herzegovina the bosnian horsecocker Ustikolina, Federacija Bosne i Hercegovine  No.5218 [Reply]

I pretend to be an edgy nihilist who never donates blood but I know the real reason

Croatia the croatian madarchod Rijeka, Primorsko-goranska zupanija  No.5244 +2 

nobody needs useless blood of virgin



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United States guidisimo Trenton, New Jersey  No.5203 +6 [Reply]

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5225 +4 

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Anime

United States guidas Trenton, New Jersey  No.5226 


Croatia the croatian african american Rijeka, Primorsko-goranska zupanija  No.5243 

>>5203
so true



United States the american incel Richmond, Virginia  No.5237 +1 [Reply]

the firelord of vir

United States Unskilled Laborer Center Moriches, New York  No.5239 +1 

Air Nomad gendercide



Russian Federation Podol'sk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5233 [Reply]

kill myselvres my mang

United States guidas Trenton, New Jersey  No.5236 

my wang



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United States Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York  No.679 [Reply]

/vir/ - Virgin (2 readers)
my own clone
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United States Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York  No.690 

>>687
this image

Republic of Lithuania daunas Kaunas, Kaunas  No.691 

>>690
its good

United States Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York  No.704 

>>691
you are correct

Republic of Lithuania daunas Kaunas, Kaunas  No.713 

>>704
but it seems to be the only really good pic of that hussy

shame

United States Unskilled Laborer Center Moriches, New York  No.5235 

>>713
How about now



United States Burgerking !PREmemertI Portsmouth, Ohio  No.1 +3 [Reply]

1rd

United States guido jaan  No.11 

better than us

United States Unskilled Laborer Center Moriches, New York  No.5234 

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United States Best regards - Jonne!T.BrJ.mqrQ Brooklyn, New York  No.531 +3 [Reply]

never having had havers
tonight we never having had have

Portugal minimum wage virgin Setúbal, Setúbal  No.533 +1 

Exactly!

Germany Hamburg, Hamburg  No.579 

thinken of having

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5230 +1 

up

Germany not tizi Berlin, Berlin  No.5232 

>>5230
based bump



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United States Fuquay North Carolina  No.522 +2 [Reply]

I wish I could give my virginity to this girl
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United States Fuquay  No.788 

>>786
I'll post pics of us together in HK

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian genious Kaunas, Kaunas  No.789 

>>788
ok

epic

Germany Hamburg, Hamburg  No.791 

>>785
4 years of durst to take a man accross the ocean

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian freech retard Kaunas, Kaunas  No.793 

>>791
will our hero return with two kidneys intact..

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5229 +1 

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Sweden random swedish poster Linköping, Östergötland  No.316 +1 [Reply]

Sweden random swedish poster Linköping, Östergötland  No.317 

me the pussy

Canada random canadian poster (massive cuckold spotted) Rougemont, Quebec  No.322 +1 

post the favorite song video

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5137 +1 

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Brazil classic putin!D0Ykh4wFqw Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.5170 +1 

>>5165
i love vaginas retard

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5224 

>>5170
Gross



United States guidas Trenton, New Jersey  No.5219 +2 [Reply]



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United States guido joon Cherry Hill, New Jersey  No.821 +2 [Reply]

I just deleted every post I made on the board by accident
Dice rollRolled 1d1. Result: 1.
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United States guidisimo (massive cuckold spotted) Trenton, New Jersey  No.5208 +1 

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/vir/ has become a board dedicated to continually reliving its old threads

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5209 

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>>5208
Is that bad

United States guidisimo Trenton, New Jersey  No.5210 

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United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5212 

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United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5213 +2 

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>>5208
The more I read this post
The more it's poetic
Just like an adult virgin continually reliving his old childhood through children's cartoons and anime
Which is what /vir/ is as well



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United States Hikikomori Storm Miami, Florida  No.849 [Reply]

come around the computer my readers

I will show you what it's like to sit inside all day…

United States Best regards - Jonne!T.BrJ.mqrQ Brooklyn, New York  No.853 

are you the 4th reader?????
Dice rollRolled you. Result: False.

United States Storm Hollywood, Florida  No.856 +2 

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>>853
we go beyond the four

United States guido joon Cherry Hill, New Jersey  No.857 

>>856
I enjoy this
Dice rollRolled 1d1. Result: 1.

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5207 

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>>856
>>857
Is that a
Reference



United Kingdom AsianWomenWorshipper  No.769 +1 [Reply]

live action welcome to the nhk featuring me and guido as sato and yamazaki

United States Best regards - Jonne!T.BrJ.mqrQ Brooklyn, New York  No.770 

me kobayashi

United States guido joon Cherry Hill, New Jersey  No.845 +1 

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Dice rollRolled 1d1. Result: 1.

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5205 +2 

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Sato isn't a virgin



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