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Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5269 

there was this short piece of early soviet absurdist poetry by daniil kharms

>“One short man said: "I would give anything if only I were even a tiny bit taller."

>He barely said it when he saw a lady magician standing in front of him.
>"What do you want?" says the magician.
>But the short man just stands there so frightened he can't even speak.
>"Well?" says the magician.
>The short man just stands there and says nothing. The magician vanishes.
>Then the short man started crying and biting his nails. First he chewed off all the nails on his fingers, and then on his toes.

>Reader! Think this fable over and it will make you somewhat uncomfortable.”


i kept ruminating on this throughout my adolescense and couldnt make any sense of it

but now i finally see it at the ripe old age of 21

ok delete this post

Palestine, State of the palestinian adnan Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5272 

ok but what did he mean?

1. the man just wanted to complain and wallow in self-pity and had a convenient excuse and didn't want to lose that

2. his real wish was to have the courage to talk to women and believed being taller would help him with that

3. the author is an epic troll and the fable is devoid of a clear conclusion and ruminating on it wouldn't bring you closer to any sort of truth so you get uncomfortable from trying to find meaning where there is none

Russian Federation (massive cuckold spotted) Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5273 +1 

>>5272
the real meaning is that heightism is worse than racism and sexism combined

Palestine, State of the palestinian chadcel Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5274 

>>5273
where is this (true statement btw) said

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5275 

>>5274
wtf check extremaduran manuscripts

Palestine, State of the palestinian futacock Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5276 

>>5275
no i mean in the OP poem

Lithuania the lithuanian pedofil Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.5277 

>>5273
when are we getting affirmative action for manlets smh

Palestine, State of the palestinian pmf Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5278 

>>5277
don't use the m-word

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5279 

>>5276
this short man was a virgin its absolutely clear from strings n 1 n4 n 5 and n 6

dont tell anybody

Palestine, State of the palestinian gwen Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5280 

>>5279
yes and????

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5281 +1 

>>5280
heightism is worse than racism and sexism combined

Palestine, State of the palestinian gymcel Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5282 

>>5281
yes and????

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5283 +1 

>>5282
heightism is worse than racism and sexism combined

Palestine, State of the palestinian modi chaiwala Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5284 

>>5283
how was the 1st day of the semester?

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5285 

>>5284
it was virginal

Palestine, State of the palestinian women worshipper Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5286 

>>5285
yes, but it always is isn't it

what classes do you have this semester ?_?

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5287 

>>5286
me come to uni to discover there were no classes

the only creature to commit the same fault in a huge ass 100,000 m2 building was this 51 year old vaginegro who barely attends 10% of lectures

lol

Palestine, State of the palestinian bigdickbitch Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5288 

>>5287
did you fuck her?

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5289 

>>5288
no

i was being virginal

see post No. 5285

>classes do you have this semester

Computational Physics (peaking in Monte-Carlo simulation)
Control Theory
Theory of Detonation
Gas Dynamics
Experimental Physics

lol

Palestine, State of the palestinian fedora atheist Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5290 

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