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/vir/ - Virgin ( readers)

this man? a virgin? LOL

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Slovenia Bear Maribor, Maribor  No.56 +1 [Reply]

how do you imagine your first being like?
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United States guidisimo Trenton, New Jersey  No.5093 +6 

gay and retarded

United States guidisimo Trenton, New Jersey  No.5120 

none of them have

United States guidisimo Trenton, New Jersey  No.5122 


Portugal the portuguese rex's owner Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5404 

such as?

United States the american lumpenprole Washington, District of Columbia  No.5411 

only fuckway vagina

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Portugal the portuguese hetnigger Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5379 +2 [Reply]

to get on my level you need to be mutant ugly with mental issues

if you look somewhat normal you could lose it if you really wanted

Lithuania the lithuanian kirinorway Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.5386 

beard update?

Russian Federation the russian northern brother Podol'sk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5387 

beard pics?

Portugal the portuguese sonichu Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5388 

it gone

maybe i should grow it again someday because fuck it and boosts my virginity aura

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United Kingdom AsianWomenWorshipper Whitehaven, England  No.5380 +1 [Reply]

Portugal the portuguese mongol Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5382 +1 

is sympathy sex even real

like she gonna open her legs for sympaty

United Kingdom AsianWomenWorshipper Lower Darwen, England  No.5383 +1 

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Spain the spanish cam fapper (massive cuckold spotted) Ciudad Real, Castilla-La Mancha  No.5384 +3 

sympathy sex is real only if chad wants it

United States the american stable genius New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.5376 +1 [Reply]

Idleness is the enemy of the soul. Therefore, the brethren should be occupied at certain times in escapism, and at other fixed hours in bronnenizing. We think, therefore, that the times for each may be disposed as follows: from Easter to the fourteenth of September, going forth in the morning, they are to labor at whatever is necessary from the first to about the fourth hour. From the fourth until about the sixth hour let them apply themselves to bronnen. After the sixth hour, on rising from table, let them rest on their beds in all silence; or if perhaps one should wish to fap alone, let him so read as not to disturb anyone else. Let None be said somewhat earlier-at the middle of the eighth hour; then let them again work at whatever is to be done until Vespers. If, however, the needs of the place or poverty should require that they occupy themselves in the snack run, let them not take it ill, because then they are truly bronners if they live by the labor of their hands as did our Fathers and the Apostles. Let all things, however, be done in moderation on account of the weak.

From the fourteenth of September till the beginning of Lent they are to devote themselves to bronnen till the end of the second hour. At the second hour let Tierce be said, after which they should all lurk until None at the work appointed them. At the first signal for the hour of None let all cease from their work so as to be ready as soon as the second signal is given. After they fap let them apply themselves to their bronnen or to escapism.

During Lent, from the morning till the end of the third hour, let them devote themselves to bronnen; then until the end of the tenth hour let them fap at what is appointed them. During these days of Lent each one is to receive a doujin from sadpanda, which are to be read through thoroughly. These doujin are to be given out at the beginning of Lent. Moreover, let one or two seniors be appointed to go around the booru during the hours when the brethren are engaged in reading, to see that no brother be found who is slothful or who is giving himself to idleness or gossip instead of applying himself to his reading, so that he is not only doing harm to himself but is also a source of distraction to others. If such a one is found (which God forbid), let him be corrected a first and a second time; if he does not amend, let him be subjected to regular punishment in such a way that the rest may be filled with fear. Moreover, no brother iPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Lithuania the lithuanian alcoloser Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.5377 +6 

i have never had sex

United States the american horse Chicago, Illinois  No.5378 +1 

I thought about replacing the esoteric prayer references with nerdshit but I couldn't think of anything

Portugal the portuguese radan Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5355 +2 [Reply]

that random me diga então scare when you open /vir/

Spain the spanish stablemaster Pontevedra, Galicia  No.5356 +10 

its the song that plays when i realize i live in a society

United States the american kekistani Cincinnati, Ohio  No.5362 +3 

imagine you didnt know this and your speakers were at max volume for everyone to hear youre an incel

Canada the canadian faggot gay homo Montreal, Quebec  No.5367 +3 

now even the blind can tell I'm a virgin

United States Richmond, Virginia  No.5361 [Reply]

once this cultist got me to do a survey and started asking me about my beliefs so said some nonsense about jesus and vishnu being the same because i thought it would be epic but it was actually very awkward so i just walked away with a brisk pace
i need to share this

Portugal the portuguese diaperfur fetishist Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5365 

jesus had sex

United States the iceman Richmond, Virginia  No.5366 

i dont believe it and i never will believe it

Portugal the portuguese paintknight Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5357 +2 [Reply]

Too sad to live
Too sissy to macabre myself

Russian Federation Podol'sk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5358 +1 

where your sapo blog entries @

Croatia the croatian masturbati Novigrad, Istarska zupanija  No.5359 

>Too sad to live

This is what normies dont understand. While they are traveling the world, partying in the best clubs, doing best drugs, fucking theire multiple gfs multiple times a day they cannot grasp virgins being born differentley, who just dont have capacity to do what normies are doing

Spain the spanish pepe garrison Ciudad Real, Castilla-La Mancha  No.5360 +9 

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Portugal the portuguese 4channer Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5363 +1 

maybe i should make one

United States the american bsr Atlanta, Georgia  No.5349 +2 [Reply]

damn it feels good to be an incel

Russian Federation Podol'sk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5350 +2 

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Portugal the portuguese autist Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5354 +2 

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United Kingdom the british hideloc brit Upton upon Severn, England  No.5337 +1 [Reply]

Germany the german unkler Munich, Bayern  No.5351 +2 

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Turkey the turkish alcoloser Izmir, Izmir  No.5352 +1 

Will do

United States Richmond, Virginia  No.5353 +1 

i want to give haruhi an open handed slap to the face

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Germany not tizi Berlin, Berlin  No.5335 +3 [Reply]

Portugal the portuguese horse Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5336 +3 

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United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5175 +3 [Reply]

I'm probably the only non-mod here
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United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5303 +1 

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These post will probably make them regret this decision

United Kingdom the british gamer London, England  No.5304 

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United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5305 

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Great image
I don't think I have anything new nor morally and socially acceptable

Portugal the portuguese janitor Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5306 +1 

I'm probably the only non-mod here

United States Hector Reyes Center Moriches, New York  No.5333 

Mod this man

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Canada the canadian lumpenprole Montreal, Quebec  No.5321 +2 [Reply]

God stop me from doing something stuoid the thirst is too powerful

Russian Federation Dolgoprudnyy, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5322 

describe your feelings

thirst? never felt it

Canada the canadian southern brother Montreal, Quebec  No.5323 +1 

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Dick is sore from pushing against my pants
Genuinely considering prostitution
Psycho thoughts

Palestine, State of the palestinian horsecocker Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5326 +1 

do not

you'll regret it

Portugal the portuguese roy Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5328 +2 

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i know that feel bernd
i know its just some chemical reaction in my brain and its a retarded feeling, but i cant change it

i guess some incels feel it more than others

i have this pain in my chest 24/7, im not motivated and i cant focus in anything

im not ok, im never gonna be ok

Russian Federation Dedovsk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5313 +1 [Reply]

Lithuania the lithuanian vaginigger Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.5320 +5 


Palestine, State of the palestinian moralfag Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.5327 +1 

oppa gangam style

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Portugal the portuguese virgin Lisbon, Lisboa  No.1463 [Reply]

when she friendzones you and calls you kid, but falls in love with a younger dude and isnt a kid to her

and its shit like this that keeps me awake at night
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Russian Federation ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Moscow, Moskva  No.5126 +1 


Portugal the portuguese cam fapper Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5260 

good thread

Bosnia and Herzegovina the bosnian hideloc american Mostar, Federacija Bosne i Hercegovine  No.5266 +4 

I have not spoken to a girl in years

Portugal the portuguese soya dad Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5293 +1 

yuo are redpilled

India the indian bougie chad New Delhi, Delhi  No.5307 +2 

me:its time to sleep
brain:no we must recollect about all the cousins that didn't even call you to their wedding

United States fully delitized and loving it Washington, District of Columbia  No.5295 +2 [Reply]

september 3rd 2018
today i am a virgin

Russian Federation Podol'sk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.5296 

Well, I don't really know why. I just know we all boys have it. It's no big deal, it's just the way we are.

Portugal the portuguese cohen Lisbon, Lisboa  No.5297 

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