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Israel the israeli hotshot Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2432 

the nigger will reply "i'll pin it"
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 19.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian morty Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2433 

you were wrong he replied

pin it
women are better than us

Israel the israeli thirster Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2434 

>>2433
du bist so dumm

it wasn't meant literally

jeez gtfo back to oxford bougie chad

btw will you be in oxford during july ?_?
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 15.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian unkler Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2435 

>>2434
>btw will you be in oxford during july ?_?
no

i will probably be in vilnius lol

Israel the israeli futacock Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2436 

>>2435
gay
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 17.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian lumpenprole Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2437 


Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian pedofil Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2438 

might be there july 2019

nd then i leave that place forever

Israel the israeli paintknight Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2440 

>>2439
lon don?

btw when will you be having ur own apparment

and is there anything to do in iceland during the summer (csgo question)

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian bulge noticer Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2441 

meet me @ cornmarket street burger king

i will show up trust me

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian hairline (massive cuckold spotted) Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2442 

london is soooooo bad

edit: just nuke that whole island really ((preferrably when im absent))

Israel the israeli tom preston Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2443 

>>2442
i really don't want to go

but family is pestering me for the 3rd year straight
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 1.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian witzig junge Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2445 

>>2443
red pill them on britain

give them the suppository treatment

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian avian Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2446 

tbqhf i hate britain significantly less in me second year compared to the first one

but yeah

Israel the israeli funny cat Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2447 

>>2444
ok i check flights brb

>>2445
if your parents wanted to go to britain

what would your talking points be to make them reconsider

Israel the israeli bulge noticer Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2449 

i fucking hate ameri

but i'm more open to going there than britain
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 19.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian puppy (massive cuckold spotted) Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2450 

>>2447
me parents will come over for graduation aaa gonna be makabr

it depends on the parents i anti-uk pilled me mom ((who was pro-britain "daunas pls live there lithuania is shit")) in the alt-shite ways of mentioning political correctness gays nd muslims because xe is v racist and homophobic unironi

me dad i said nigga you know those pix of drunk slags without shoes passed out on the streets they are real nd not cherry picked its unironi a regular fridey @ island

try mentioning
bad weather (the weather is actually one of the few good things about that island)
bad food
not much to see (this is a lie lol) cause its mostly museums, london eye is just a meme with long queues, st pauls cathedral looks out of place in general in the surrounding area, basically the city has no proper traditional old town
crowded like really crowded
it will be more expensive than you think because local transportation prices are makabr

why do they want to go there anyway

the only lithuanian pypo that like it are dumb vagis ((unsurprising))

Israel the israeli zinger Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2452 

>>2450
<it will be more expensive than you think because local transportation prices are makabr
who says i didn't know that already???? or mention that????

anyway none of that will dissuade me mom

me dad doesn't want to go anywhere anyway

and my sister is dumb so w/e

>>2444

wowair basic

550$ round trip in august

lol

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian kirinorway Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2453 +1 

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>>2452
it is ridiculously makabr

sometimes i end up paying more for bus tickets from the airport to oxford than the kaunas uk flight

Israel the israeli beşiktaş Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2454 

>>2453
i know dude

but mother says but london

lol

i'm from a bougie family it's hard to convince them with monetary arguments alone

and none of what you mention would come a surprise to me mom (or make her reconsider)
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 8.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian newfag Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2455 +1 

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nd we all know the main reason i hate that island (((inability to quench thirst))) doesnt apply to tourism anyway

Israel the israeli newfag Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2457 

i can veto it obviously

but in order to do so i must find a more fitting place to go to

i'd go to iceland but the flight prices are makaber loool
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 8.

Israel the israeli akainu Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2458 

>>2456
expensive

me used to up to 250-320$ round trip low cost flights with actual carry on included in the heat of early august

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian nerd Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2459 

>>2454
"but london"

have you tried responding "not an argument"?

Israel the israeli big black cock Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2460 

i mean addy 200-300$ or so isn't that bad but for 5 ppl it adds up

also keeping in mind that iceland prices are supposed to be macabre expensive it's a very hard sell,,,

>>2459
i don't bother since when it comes to vacation planning she will just say "i'm sure you can plan something better" and then i have to sit for calculating the fuel price per pound with variable air resistance
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 13.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian cam fapper Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2461 

>>2460
just show pretty photos or whatever

do NOT come to britain

do NOT give those n*ggers your tourism money

Israel the israeli pissbottle drinker Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2462 

>>2461
ok i come to kaunas and make my family sleep at jurgis's house

while i hang out with you

ok???
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 17.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian amber Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2463 

>>2462
ok

but I might be @ vilnius stables in july

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian hussy Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2464 

kaunas and vilnius are historically jewish places

come and be relax

Israel the israeli gamer Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2465 

>>2464
i come to kaunas mcdonalds and larp with jurgis
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 18.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian lola Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2467 

>>2465
ok enjoy

Israel the israeli spreadsheeter Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2468 


Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian oblivious hussy Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2469 

fm: i hate alt shite but i love jurgis

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian orbimod Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2471 

>>2468
ok now lets compare the vagi attractiveness chart buddy

Israel the israeli simian Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2472 +1 

>>2471
i don't even know how vagis look like in my country

>>2470

let's move to kaunas

and remove the alt right blight

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian neghole pozzer Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2473 

>>2472
jurgis with rifle.jpg

what did you said

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian summerfag Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2474 


Israel the israeli oblivious hussy Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2475 

>>2473
wir müssen re-institute communism in lithuania for your own good
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 1.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian teemu Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2476 +1 

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Israel the israeli simian Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2477 

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alt right hq
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 17.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian bing bing wahoo Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2478 

>>2477
see those hollywood walk of fame tier hand imprints @ the ground near the door

those are hand imprints of basketballers

you needed to know this

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian staffas Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2479 +1 

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me feis when i see unironi communists @ cuckford

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian numale Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2480 +1 

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>>2479
((((extremely low test soyas idolizing russia where they would get bullied to suicide)))))

Israel the israeli white boy Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2481 

>>2478
should be imprints of Sniečkus, national hero of lithuania

>>2480
russia is bad because it's not communist

>>2479
their redpilled,,,
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 18.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian morty Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2482 +1 

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>>2481
you the low test soya

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian hentai crazed swine Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2483 

are you unironi 75 kg

Israel the israeli virgin Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2484 

>>2483
73kg
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 4.

Israel the israeli janitor Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2485 

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>>2482
u mad?
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 20.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian christcuck Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2486 

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Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian hetnigger (massive cuckold spotted) Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2487 

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>>2485
to continue my kc tier blog

their unawareness and larping is probably the most makabr part

when they speak of "listening to soviet music" nd the nigger means the national anthem nd has never heard the actual music that people listened to

and is unaware that recordings of british music were a fucking luxury good in the ussr, that you could sell a record for one months worth of earnings

nigger has free access to that nd then "listens to soviet music"

Israel the israeli unkler Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2488 

>>2487
not an argument
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 12.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian hideloc american Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2489 

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>>2488
when the 5 ft fat vagi talks about how xe only dates 6 ft fit men

when the bougie pappa betaler nigger complains that the luxury vacation xis parents bought him was too cheap nd bad

when some british altshitter starts telling me about my country

makabr place really

Israel the israeli burger flipper Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2490 

>>2489
>when the bougie pappa betaler nigger complains that the luxury vacation xis parents bought him was too cheap nd bad
vastra?
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 12.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian futacock Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2491 

im 76kg now

lol

Israel the israeli shemale Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2492 

>>2491
fat fuck
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 10.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian lolcow Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2493 

>>2492
according to bmi yeah

lol

must become big guy ((for girls))

Israel the israeli reddit suede Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2494 

>>2493
durst
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 20.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian sfur aficionado Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2495 

>>2494
yeah

i hope mrs daunas notices my gainsy-gains!

Israel the israeli hussy Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2496 

>>2495
pix?

how long u've been going to a gym
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 18.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian pilotboy Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2497 

>>2496
>pix?
buddy you know thats not happening
>how long u've been going to a gym
a bit over 2 months now

Israel the israeli teemu Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2498 

>>2497
me the visible gains (actually from bulking)
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 4.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian reddit suede (massive cuckold spotted) Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2499 

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>>2498
they are visible and they are there buddy

i used to do bodyweight meme for 2 months before gymcel so that helps too

Israel the israeli chino Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2500 

>>2499
u in pic
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 8.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian zinger Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2501 

>>2500
those are my girlfriends

Israel the israeli claire Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2502 

>>2501
they want the BBC not the BNN
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 5.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian futanari Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2503 

>>2502
BNN may refer to:

Badan Narkotika Nasional, a national anti-narcotics agency in Indonesia
Banana News Network, a comedy TV Show
Bart's Neverending Network (BNN), a radio and television broadcasting organization in the Netherlands
Boston Neighborhood Network
Business News Network, a Canadian financial news channel
Breaking News Network, a news company in the United States
Brønnøysund Airport, Brønnøy (by IATA code)
The radio navigation station upon which the Bovingdon stack (a section of airspace near London) is located

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian alex jones Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2504 

big baltic cock

Israel the israeli teemu Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2506 

>>2504
http://bnn-news.com/
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 2.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian natsoc gfur Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2507 

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Israel the israeli pepe garrison Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2508 

>>2507
did you get my le ebin joge??
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 12.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian milcel Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2509 

>>2508
yeah

Israel the israeli warehouse Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2510 

>>2509
did u enjoy it?
Dice rollRolled d20. Result: 3.

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian joonas Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2512 

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Israel the israeli roy orbison Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.2513 

>>2511
think women are obsessed with cock sizes and racial stereotypes???

can i have your blacked.com subscription ?_?

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian hideloc brit Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2514 

>>2513
sure id daunas pw anime

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian joonas Kaunas, Kaunas  No.2515 +1 

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horsed.com

Sweden yes Norsborg, Stockholm  No.2517 

>>2485
there are many funny things about this mp3 and the funniest is the background image resolution



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