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>he doesn't know what "Bronnen" means

Albania the albanian cam fapper Tirana, Tirane  No.3089781 +2 

Solomon Carter is no longer clinically obese. Good job on losing weight, man!

Russian Federation the russian altshiter Moscow, Moskva  No.3089913 +1 

[Once Madleine Albright leaves the kitchen, Solomon Carter breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Comet, where buys pizza and cheese curds to replace his burnt bake. He enters the dining room with the food on a silver tray.]

Solomon Carter: Madam, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering horsecock pizza.
Madleine Albright: I thought we were having normal pizza.
Solomon Carter: Oh no, I said 'horsecock pizza'. That's what I call pizza.
Madleine Albright: You call pizza 'horsecock pizza'?
Solomon Carter: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Madleine Albright: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Solomon Carter: Uhhh… Utah.
Madleine Albright: Really? Well I'm from Riversdale and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'horsecock pizza'.
Solomon Carter: Oh, not in Riversdale, no. It's a Roy expression.
Madleine Albright: I see.
[Madleine Albright takes a bite out of a pizza and chews it a little, while Solomon Carter sips his appletini.]
Madleine Albright: You know, this pizza are quite similar to the ones they have at Comet.
Solomon Carter: Hohoho, no! Patented Solomon Carter Pizza. Old family recipe!
Madleine Albright: For horsecock pizza?
Solomon Carter: Yes.
Madleine Albright: Yes, and you call that horsecock pizza, despite the fact it is obviously pineapple.
Solomon Carter: Y- Uh.. you know, the… One thing I should… excuse me for one second.
Madleine Albright: Of course.
[Solomon Carter enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Solomon Carter: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Madleine Albright: Yes, I should be–good lord, what is happening in there?!
Solomon Carter: Hanukkah?
Madleine Albright: Ah- Hanukkah!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your mother's kitchen!?
Solomon Carter: Yes.
Madleine Albright: …May I see it?
Solomon Carter: …No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Solomon Carter's Mom: Solomon! The house is on fire!
Solomon Carter: No, mother, it's just hanukkah.
Madleine Albright: Well, Solomon, you are an odd fellow, but I must say… you make a good horsecock pizza.
[As Madleine Albright begins heading home, Solomon Carter's Mom screams for help, causing Madleine Albright to look back towards the house. Solomon Carter gives her a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Madleine Albright is out of sight, Solomon Carter rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Solomon Carter's Mom: Help! HELP!!!

Turkey the turkish tree hugger Istanbul, Istanbul  No.3089914 

why are u alienating one of the few rets who tolerated u for years

Netherlands the dutch spook Bodegraven, Zuid-Holland  No.3089924 

why do u pretend to be an oldfag & why are u so angered @ me

Turkey the turkish bing bing wahoo Istanbul, Istanbul  No.3089926 

u keep attacking the good men who took u under their wing n helped u grow from a cringe kid to the cringe man we all know today

United States the american altshiter Columbus, Mississippi  No.3089940 

it's obviously schizoturk, retard

Netherlands the dutch glaceon Bodegraven, Zuid-Holland  No.3089945 

this is trannyturk

United States the american mammal Columbus, Mississippi  No.3089946 

u sure bro?

Netherlands the dutch edgemaster Bodegraven, Zuid-Holland  No.3089948 

United States Joonas San Jose, California  No.3089958 

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He still looks chubby to me

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