the albanian cam fapper Tirana, Tirane No.3089781 +2
Solomon Carter is no longer clinically obese. Good job on losing weight, man!
the russian altshiter Moscow, Moskva No.3089913 +1
[Once Madleine Albright leaves the kitchen, Solomon Carter breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Comet, where buys pizza and cheese curds to replace his burnt bake. He enters the dining room with the food on a silver tray.]
Solomon Carter: Madam, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering horsecock pizza.
Madleine Albright: I thought we were having normal pizza.
Solomon Carter: Oh no, I said 'horsecock pizza'. That's what I call pizza.
Madleine Albright: You call pizza 'horsecock pizza'?
Solomon Carter: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Madleine Albright: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Solomon Carter: Uhhh… Utah.
Madleine Albright: Really? Well I'm from Riversdale and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'horsecock pizza'.
Solomon Carter: Oh, not in Riversdale, no. It's a Roy expression.
Madleine Albright: I see.
[Madleine Albright takes a bite out of a pizza and chews it a little, while Solomon Carter sips his appletini.]
Madleine Albright: You know, this pizza are quite similar to the ones they have at Comet.
Solomon Carter: Hohoho, no! Patented Solomon Carter Pizza. Old family recipe!
Madleine Albright: For horsecock pizza?
Solomon Carter: Yes.
Madleine Albright: Yes, and you call that horsecock pizza, despite the fact it is obviously pineapple.
Solomon Carter: Y- Uh.. you know, the… One thing I should… excuse me for one second.
Madleine Albright: Of course.
[Solomon Carter enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Solomon Carter: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Madleine Albright: Yes, I should be–good lord, what is happening in there?!
Solomon Carter: Hanukkah?
Madleine Albright: Ah- Hanukkah!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your mother's kitchen!?
Solomon Carter: Yes.
Madleine Albright: …May I see it?
Solomon Carter: …No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Solomon Carter's Mom: Solomon! The house is on fire!
Solomon Carter: No, mother, it's just hanukkah.
Madleine Albright: Well, Solomon, you are an odd fellow, but I must say… you make a good horsecock pizza.
[As Madleine Albright begins heading home, Solomon Carter's Mom screams for help, causing Madleine Albright to look back towards the house. Solomon Carter gives her a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Madleine Albright is out of sight, Solomon Carter rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Solomon Carter's Mom: Help! HELP!!!
the turkish tree hugger Istanbul, Istanbul No.3089914
why are u alienating one of the few rets who tolerated u for years
the dutch spook Bodegraven, Zuid-Holland No.3089924
why do u pretend to be an oldfag & why are u so angered @ me
the turkish bing bing wahoo Istanbul, Istanbul No.3089926
u keep attacking the good men who took u under their wing n helped u grow from a cringe kid to the cringe man we all know today
the american altshiter Columbus, Mississippi No.3089940
it's obviously schizoturk, retard
the dutch glaceon Bodegraven, Zuid-Holland No.3089945
this is trannyturk
the american mammal Columbus, Mississippi No.3089946
the dutch edgemaster Bodegraven, Zuid-Holland No.3089948
Joonas San Jose, California No.3089958
He still looks chubby to me