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Sweden The room where you examine your content the swedish tranny lover Sundbyberg, Stockholms lan  No.3088489 +261 

I always enter it naked. There is no point in wearing clothes because the primal act I am about to take part in is bereft of contrived and shallow appearance enhancing garments. Calmly, I walk towards the seat of relief where I shall enact this study in hunman endeavours. I place my buttocks on the aformentioned chair and start to squeeze. I huff and I puff, I gnarl and I fart. Screams of manly rage echoes through the building and reverberates into bone and marrow of every bystander that happen to pass the house where I expand my rectum to exhaustion. Finally, after an hour of spine shattering struggle I behold the enemy laying there, brown and defeated. A tepid whiff sweaps through my nostrils as I proceed to pick up the remains of my foe. It is firm, not squishy and soft, but just as I imagined: an elongated bowel worm of horrid proportions that seek to bloat my intestines and destroy me from within. To no avail, unfortunately, since I have conquered the foul and treacherous fiend.

Sweden the swedish ostrobothnia Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3088528 +1 

Why would anyone let the feces stain the toilet bowl? I always catch my dookie and bring it over to the bathroom sink and dissolve it with hot water. That way I don’t have to buy toilet paper or cleaning products.

Germany the german gamer Koeln, Nordrhein-Westfalen  No.3088531 

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Sweden the swedish vagiworshipper Boras, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3088598 

>>3088531
Where did you find this video of me?

Germany the german adnan Berlin, Berlin  No.3088601 

>>3088598
krautchan

Sweden the swedish natsoc gfur Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3088738 +2 

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Personally, I'm more of a shit sniffer. When I have finished defecating I hold the tissue to my face and inhale deeply so that I can savour the moment.

Sweden the swedish diaperfur fetishist Boras, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3088855 

>>3088601
I thought Krautchan was a website for pedophiles only. Guess I was wrong.

Sweden vastra Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3088876 

täby rödpillra mig, varför är du så besatt av bajs?

Sweden the swedish durstig junge Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3088972 +1 

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Finland the finnish sfur aficionado Haapajarvi, Pohjois-Pohjanmaa  No.3088975 

>>3088876
jag är svenks
jag gillar homosex

Sweden the swedish elagabalus Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3089173 

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Sweden the swedish ferenc fart Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3089350 

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I have touched hundreds of keyboards, thousands of console controllers and infinite joysticks. I have seen such marvelous sights! Real-time strategy shooters, multiplayer online battle arenas, role-playing, simulation and sports, puzzlers and party games, action-adventure, survival and horror games are all part of my arsenal. My unquenchable zealotry and merriment, that I derive from defeating prepubescent 12 year old boys and girls online, has given me a satisfaction that cannot be measured by the piles of empty pizza boxes and droves of soda bottles that I have discarded on my crusty kitchen floor. As I close down an hour and a half long Christopher Hitchens YouTube lecture tab, I get reminded of my elite qualities as a human being and proudly proclaim: I am L33T.

Sweden the swedish leafchad Trollhattan, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3089438 

>>3089350
How do I become a cool neckbeard that seeds torrents?

Sweden the swedish gayboy Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3089442 

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>>3089438
Install Gentoo.

Sweden the swedish kekistani Eskilstuna, Sodermanlands lan  No.3089646 

>>3089442
Titty boob huge fuck.

Sweden the swedish genious Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3089649 

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>>3089646
Massive tittums.

Germany the german neurotypical Berlin, Berlin  No.3089685 +1 

>>3089649
>He can see.mp4
that's lorn - mega sunset playing over a clip of "Neo Tokyo" from 1987

>High notes.mp4

explain pls

Sweden the swedish lumpenprole Eskilstuna, Sodermanlands lan  No.3089710 

>>3089685
Go back to Krautchan.

Germany the german incel Hanover, Niedersachsen  No.3089712 

>>3089710
give me a time machine

Sweden the swedish bhenchod Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3089772 +5 

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>>3089712
I used to suffer from assburger until I found Krautchan. Krautchan OC like snibeti snab, Sweden Yes and le Combo Breivik really helped me cure my burgers. Best part of KC is checking my dubs and talking with fellow assburgers about country balls.

Sweden the swedish stablemaster Kristianstad, Skane lan  No.3089873 +1 

>>3089772
Thanks. My assburger is now cured. I can finally interact with normal people without having to discuss haplogroups compulsively.

Sweden the swedish kid napper Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3089878 

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>>3089873
No worries, buddy. Here at Krautchan we care about the mental health of our visitors. Too many have obsessive thoughts about socks on their feet and we're here to help!

Sweden the swedish akainu Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3090079 

>>3089878
I always knew that Jim Carrey was a sneaky bastard.

Sweden the swedish hentai crazed swine Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3090133 

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>>3090079
Yesterday, I toll my dad, "Buy chocolate kine now, bumbye somebody going egg our house you know, cuz you so chang." He sed, "Sucking kine mo' bettah cuz lass mo' long. Da kids going appreciate cuz…" And befo' he could start his "Back in my days story" I jus sed, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I undahstand", cuz I nevah like hea da story again ah about how he nevah have candy wen he wuz small and how wuz one TREAT fo' eat da orange peel wit sugar on top. Da orange PEEL you know. Not da actual orange, but da orange PEEL. Strong emphasis on PEEL cuz dey wuz POOR.

Sweden the swedish natsoc gfur Nynashamn, Stockholms lan  No.3090365 

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>>3090133
On what foundation stands the warrior's pride
How just his hopes let Swedish Charles decide
A frame of adamant, a soul of fire
No dangers fright him, and no labours tire
O'er love, o'er fear, extends his wide domain
Unconquered lord of pleasure and of pain
No joys to him pacific sceptres yield
War sounds the trump, he rushes to the field
Behold surrounding kings their power to combine
And one capitulate, and one resign
Peace courts his hand, but spreads her charms in vain
'Think nothing gained,' he cries, 'till nought remain
On Moscow's walls till Gothic standards fly
And all be mine beneath the polar sky.
'The march begins in military state
And nations on his eye suspended wait
Stern Famine guards the solitary coast
And Winter barricades the realms of Frost
He comes, not want and cold his course delay
-Hide, blushing Glory, hide Pultowa's day
The vanquished hero leaves his broken bands
And shows his miseries in distant lands
Condemned a needy supplicant to wait
While ladies interpose, and slaves debate
But did not Chance at length her error mend?
Did no subverted empire mark his end?
Did rival monarchs give the fatal wound?
Or hostile millions press him to the ground?
His fall was destined to a barren strand
A petty fortress, and a dubious hand
He left the name, at which the world grew pale
To point a moral or adorn a tale.

Sweden the swedish simian Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3090478 

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>>3090365
They became distinct, but still indescribable. Mostly a vast field of golden jewels, studded with red and green stones, ever changing.
They would spring up into flower-like shapes beneath my gaze, and then seem to turn into gorgeous butterfly forms or endless folds of glistening, iridescent, fibrous wings of wonderful insects.
I saw the most delightful dragons, puffing out their breath straight in front of them like rigid lines of steam, and balancing white balls at the end of their breath!
I saw a row of small white flowers, one against the other like pearls of a necklace, begin to revolve in the form of a spiral. Every flower, I observed, had the texture of porcelain.

I played the piano with closed eyes and got waves and lines of pure color, almost always without form, though I saw one or two appearances which might have been shields or breastplates – pure gold, studded with small jewels in intricate patterns.

Sweden the swedish tranny Linkoping, Ostergotlands lan  No.3090893 

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I saw a white horse that came walking towards me.
The horse stopped and I saw a man throwing one end of a rope towards the clouds. The horse proceeded to climb the rope and disappeared among the white floating figures and the man took out a meat cleaver.
He also climbed the rope and vanished just like the horse. Later on the severed head of the horse came falling down and hit the ground. Afterwards, so did also the hide. Many dismembered limbs started raining down and got covered by a large sheet that was swept there by the wind. The man climbed down from the clouds, his meat cleaver soiled by red stains.
I lifted the sheet so that I could behold the terribly dispersed body parts but instead rested my eyes on a little twig. The twig grew into a large tree that blossomed with pink and purple flowers.
The fruits on the tree were of a rubbery texture, impossible to bite and chew.
I turned around and found myself looking at a giant cage that had hundreds of mirrors inside it. Every mirror reflected my own face back at me. The mirrors folded themselves every time I walked around the cage, revealing fascinating angles and shapes unknown to me. My face, eventually, was replaced by the reflection of a rooster on a table which shifted its colours. An astonishing but ignominious sight.

Sweden the swedish neurotypical Ekshaerad, Varmlands lan  No.3090973 

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>>3090893
I knew
and I told him
afterwards, he knew
But she didn't know
so I told her
But then he didn't know
Then I told them both
and I didn't remember
It was worth it



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