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>he doesn't know what "Bronnen" means

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Germany the german oblivious hussy Halle (Saale), Sachsen-Anhalt  No.3086350 +8 

*walks on stage*
audience: clapping
how are you, bronnenites?
audience: wooo!!
so i went to a bar yesterday on your beautiful board
audience: giggles
and then two guys walked in!
audience: shivering with excitement
and it was shirley and roy, can you imagine?
audience: whoah…
and then shirley, he walks to the bar
audience: glowing with anticipation
and he says to the bartender, hey buddy…
audience: lean forward in their seats
…i bet you 500 bucks that i can pee…
audience: hmhmhrmph!
…from here into that beer glass over there…
audience: almost slide off the edges of their chairs
…and fill it with my pee completely without spilling a single drop!
audience: shaking heads, murmuring
no way, says the bartender, its on!
audience: murmuring intensifies
so shirley jerks out his dick…
audience: sliding around on their butts nervously
…and he pees…
audience: *gasp*
…but he doesnt even reach the glass…
audience: dead silence
…and he pees all over the counter, the tap, some bottles and even the bartender!
audience: roaring with laughter
And the bartender laughs and grins
audience: *stomping feet* wooo!
and shirley laughs too
audience: quiet, baffled
and the bartender says, why so happy you just lost 500 bucks
audience: nodding, scowling
yeah, says shirley, but i bet roy 1000 bucks…
audience: tangibly irritated
…that youd be happy if i pee all over your bar!
audience: wtf joe, boo! *throw bottles* think youre better than us joe? *throw chairs and storm the stage while joe runs out the back door* fuck off and kys you kc tier cringe bitch! worst thread ever! ban pls!

United States the american teemu Medford, Oregon  No.3086352 +2 

balls height better than us

United States the american horse Brooklyn, New York  No.3086375 

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United States the american adnan Southaven, Mississippi  No.3086403 

it's actually shocking how unfunny this post is

Hungary the hungarian soya dad Toeroekbalint, Pest  No.3086404 +2 

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United States Using Americans as Speedbumps Center Moriches, New York  No.3086543 

that's what made it funny though

Canada the canadian albert einstein Beauharnois, Quebec  No.3086558 

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