the german oblivious hussy Halle (Saale), Sachsen-Anhalt No.3086350 +8
*walks on stage*
how are you, bronnenites?
so i went to a bar yesterday on your beautiful board
and then two guys walked in!
audience: shivering with excitement
and it was shirley and roy, can you imagine?
and then shirley, he walks to the bar
audience: glowing with anticipation
and he says to the bartender, hey buddy…
audience: lean forward in their seats
…i bet you 500 bucks that i can pee…
…from here into that beer glass over there…
audience: almost slide off the edges of their chairs
…and fill it with my pee completely without spilling a single drop!
audience: shaking heads, murmuring
no way, says the bartender, its on!
audience: murmuring intensifies
so shirley jerks out his dick…
audience: sliding around on their butts nervously
…and he pees…
…but he doesnt even reach the glass…
audience: dead silence
…and he pees all over the counter, the tap, some bottles and even the bartender!
audience: roaring with laughter
And the bartender laughs and grins
audience: *stomping feet* wooo!
and shirley laughs too
audience: quiet, baffled
and the bartender says, why so happy you just lost 500 bucks
audience: nodding, scowling
yeah, says shirley, but i bet roy 1000 bucks…
audience: tangibly irritated
…that youd be happy if i pee all over your bar!
audience: wtf joe, boo! *throw bottles* think youre better than us joe? *throw chairs and storm the stage while joe runs out the back door* fuck off and kys you kc tier cringe bitch! worst thread ever! ban pls!
the american teemu Medford, Oregon No.3086352 +2
balls height better than us
the american horse Brooklyn, New York No.3086375
the american adnan Southaven, Mississippi No.3086403
it's actually shocking how unfunny this post is
the hungarian soya dad Toeroekbalint, Pest No.3086404 +2
Using Americans as Speedbumps Center Moriches, New York No.3086543
that's what made it funny though
the canadian albert einstein Beauharnois, Quebec No.3086558