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Brazil Soundtrack thread 2# piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3168 +1 

Due to popular demand (exactly two people bothering me about it), I am remaking this thread. Write a paragraph or a sentence depicting a scenario involving a Bronnen poster or more and I will try to come up with either a theme or a soundtrack for it depending on the length. It might take me a while to take certain requests so don't grow disheartened right away.

United States the american witzig junge Bellevue, Washington  No.3169 

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United States the american vagiworshipper Minneapolis, Minnesota  No.3170 

lola sicko mode

Brazil Lori Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro  No.3171 

escapism pro run over by based islamic truck and instead of saving him the paramedics livestream his death everyone on bronnen rejoices etc

Estonia the estonian summerfag Paldiski, Harjumaa  No.3172 

big belly but a small cock

Brazil Lori Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro  No.3173 

suave gets fired from call centre stables for telling customers about celtic heritage instead of selling insurance and as is born again as a male prostitute

Brazil Lori Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro  No.3174 

also cope finn theme he deserves it

Sweden Vastra Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3175 

xtian gets chased through school corridor by a horde of nubile young girls, all of whom are madly enarmored with him, while xtian at the same time is making a post on bronnen about how he's so ugly and socially inept

Iceland Reykjavik, Hofudborgarsvaedi  No.3176 

>>3175
yeah brb let me just start dating 14 year old girls

United States idiotretard Mohall, North Dakota  No.3177 

With stealth the utmost importance, Issues Haver must make his way past guarded hallways, to the mess hall, and smuggle away an entire box of Twix bars. Imagine the dramatic interplay between Issues Haver's intense need for candy-an almost magnetic attraction turned determination-and the suspense of possible detection and punishment.

Sweden Vastra Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3178 

>>3176
you do realise that was completely normal from 3000 BC to like 1940 AD, right?_?

Iceland Reykjavik, Hofudborgarsvaedi  No.3179 

>>3178
tell that to the judge at sentencing, conservatard.

Sweden Vastra Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3180 

>>3179
i will

Netherlands  No.3181 

KneeGrowSlayer impersonates an alternative health practicioner in order to kidnap lola and force-feed her rendered beef tallow

United States the american elagabalus Perth Amboy, New Jersey  No.3182 

xtian posting an impassioned marxist speech on bronnen while feeding his cat filet mignon

United Kingdom the british teemu Oxford, England  No.3183 

>>3178
its still normal dont buy into the lies of society

Sweden Vastra Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3184 

>>3183
your absolutely right… we must stand firm against society's attempts to pass women above the age of 25 off as desirable

Argentina the argentine hideloc american San Carlos de Bariloche, Rio Negro  No.3185 

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Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3186 

File: 1549756794254.mp3 (3.03 MB, 255x255, A Convalescent's Holy Song….mp3) ImgOps Google


United States idiotretard Mohall, North Dakota  No.3187 

Things are looking up for Roy at his new trucking job; he has managed to fix his life and keep himself out of trouble thanks to his steady employment. That is, until he gets a contract to deliver a tractor-trailer of frozen pizzas to a local Aldi. Unable to take the temptation, Roy makes a mad-dash for the US-Mexico border, knowing the law will be onto him once his company realizes their pizzas never made it to the store.

United States idiotretard Mohall, North Dakota  No.3188 

>>3186
okay this is epic (and reminiscent of Canon in D)

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3189 

Feasties settlement in Antarctica is successful and the Bronnen commune takes one last sip of kool-aid together

United States idiotretard Mohall, North Dakota  No.3190 

trailer music: FM and Anusoid in a programmer buddy comedy where they try to take a pilgrimage to Google HQ (they love to travel) but soon find themselves in deep water when a silicon valley cult wants to brainwash them into using Rust, guest appearances made by Ken Thompson and Steve Wozniak

United Kingdom the scottish mujahideen!yHewato8KQ London, England  No.3191 

Shirley sits by the window looking out to new york skyline
it;s a grey day and a little rainy
and he has a framed picture of Azula beside him with candles at either side of it
he's wishing for a thunderstorm

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3192 

File: 1549760180499.mp3 (2.77 MB, 255x255, The Teacher And The Dancer.mp3) ImgOps Google

>>3175

I thought of it as him first complaining and then getting chased

Sweden Vastra Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.3193 

>>3192
very schubertian

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3194 

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>>3177

I couldn't resist

United Kingdom the british fat fuck Upton upon Severn, England  No.3195 

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Finland Verified/Whitelisted Proxy the finnish sfur aficionado Helsinki, Uusimaa  No.3196 


United States idiotretard Sioux Falls, South Dakota  No.3197 

>>3194
thank you

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3198 

File: 1549893720778.mp3 (3.1 MB, 255x255, Tales Of Goblins And Homeo….mp3) ImgOps Google


Portugal Me diga então Ribeirao, Braga  No.3199 

Guido comes back to life and regains his virginity

Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3200 

>>3186

perfect

Brazil Lori Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro  No.3201 

anus and roy set their dfferences aside and buy a daycare center

Sweden the swedish tranny Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.3202 


Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3203 

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Iceland Reykjavik, Hofudborgarsvaedi  No.3204 

>>3202
it says its illegal retard???

United States idiotretard Bismarck, North Dakota  No.3205 

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>>3203
holy shit this is so good
imaging it now, Xtian as the Tramp character accidentally toppling a government to this

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3206 

Mafia loan sharks crack anusoid's fingers when they spot him responding to guido on bronnen

Australia the australian pederast  No.3207 

>>3186
this one is great

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3208 

File: 1549935541053.mp3 (2.95 MB, 255x255, In The Land Of Happiness.mp3) ImgOps Google

>>3189

I had to re-record it because the pedal for whatever reason didn't render the first time

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3209 

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Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3210 

File: 1550009165777.mp3 (2.55 MB, 255x255, Long Island Skies.mp3) ImgOps Google


United Kingdom sand mafia participant!yHewato8KQ London, England  No.3211 

>>3210
that was really nice
thank you

Greece Proxy the greek bougie Nea Alikarnassos, Kriti  No.3212 

>>3210
schizo sit feel

Argentina the argentine kid sucker Choele Choel, Rio Negro  No.3213 

do me

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3214 

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>>3208
You can almost here the bodies hit the floor bodies hit the floor bodies hit the floor

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3215 

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>>3174

This is probably my favorite so far

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3216 

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Brazil Lori Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro  No.3217 

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United States the american baldcel San Jose, California  No.3218 

sound of pitea bumping vastra threads every day so as to eventually conquer the board with reddit swede

United Kingdom the british drumpf Upton upon Severn, England  No.3219 

can you make a tune for the audacious lads and ladies who keep issue haver threads bumped, our brave night watchmen

these plucky heroes will stop at nothing to get the job done

United States Treat Boy Saint Louis, Missouri  No.3220 

>>3198
this, like, modernized gershwin tier shit is fire dude

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3221 

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United States the american idiot retard San Jose, California  No.3222 


Brazil Lori Presidente Medici, Rondonia  No.3223 

ok i got this

pant spain and pmf bump into fugay irl

they try jumping him but dom mcdonald gf gets in the way

she whips pant spain and he pops like a balloon

everyone caught in the explosion dies obviously

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3224 

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Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3225 

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Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3226 +1 

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>>3190

I couldn't think of anything that wouldn't sound stupid on piano so I am breaking the thread's format a little with post-Africanisms

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3227 +1 

>>3213

It should go without saying I won't take self-requests

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3228 +1 

>>3226
This will be your one hit wonder that you'll hate having to perform everynight

United States the american horse San Jose, California  No.3229 +1 

Ben gets kidnapped by his coworkers and is turned a chair. They take turns sitting on him for relaxation farts in the break room and phone masturbation before they sell him back to his parents for thirty dorras.

Nigeria vastra Bopo, Benue  No.3233 




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