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Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3112 +2 

school trip to anus museum

your kid will get to see the light bulb anus first smoked weed from

hall of hiv test results

nose fracture xrays arsenal full kits etc
Dice rollRolled 10d10. Result: 47.

United States the american pleb San Jose, California  No.3113 

gallery of all the things that have been up his ass

United States the american futanari San Jose, California  No.3114 

mult-screen imax production at the anus planetarium of him trying to enema wash his bloody colon so that he can shit. the film is shot from a camera taped to his nutsack and the theatre staff release smells to accompany certain scenes for full immersion

United States the american elagabalus San Jose, California  No.3115 

the gift shop only sells kids

United States the american sfur aficionado San Jose, California  No.3116 

virtual reality station that simulates what it's like to cum on your own face

United States the american horsecocker San Jose, California  No.3117 

all the food at the food court is too expensive so you have to suck off the manager of a stall if you want food from there

United States the american roy Southaven, Mississippi  No.3118 

okay guido, let the other bronnies have a turn
don't be selfish

United States the american cbronnenite San Jose, California  No.3119 

when you leave you get a goody bag with a comb that scrapes the hair off your scalp

United States the american anime pro Southaven, Mississippi  No.3120 

>>3119
lol nm this one was too good
carry on

United States the american mongol San Jose, California  No.3121 

anus personally curates the museum playlist every day

United States the american hewat San Jose, California  No.3122 

roy finally kills himself

United States the american faggot gay homo New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.3123 

i want to scour the anus archives so I can confirm for myself what actually happened

United States the american hairline San Jose, California  No.3124 

the water fountains are filled with tide laundry detergent

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3125 

Tour guide just repeatedly says "never happened"

United Kingdom London, England  No.3126 

Renact iconic moments in anus's life
-pozz masks
-balding hair
-sexually assaulting kids costume

United States the american thirster San Jose, California  No.3127 

play the anus museum scavenger hunt and track down all the different ways he misspelt milquetoast

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3128 

Gumball machine filled with multicolored finasteride capsules

Russian Federation the russian pepe garrison Podol'sk, Moskovskaya oblast'  No.3129 

me the tour guide soliciting tips

United States I Wish I Was In Dixie Elkridge, Maryland  No.3130 

ok but what about the famed picture of his anus

United States the american shemale San Jose, California  No.3131 

all virgin guests are reminded by museum overseer lori every 5 minutes that anus has had sex with a girl. they are also offered a gun loaded with only one bullet every 20 minutes.

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3132 

>>3131
I'm pretty sure field trips to an anus museum would be mostly come from the abstinence programs of Catholic schools

Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3133 

rare footage of kerpen combing elderly anus hair over and cleaning the cum off his face

>>3130

bought by the louvre

Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3134 

movie set recreating boarding school dorm where everyone gets molested

Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3135 

>>3131

only unsupervised kids would be allowed entry actually

United Kingdom the british avian Upton upon Severn, England  No.3136 

themed cafeteria that only sells paint chip chips, black mold omelettes and mercury laced vape juice

Brazil piano brazil Ijui, Rio Grande do Sul  No.3137 

A wealth of excel presentations showing a clear correlation between William's academic decline and his alleged mercury poisoning

Piteå's cranium Proxy the schizophrenic modi chaiwala Piteå's cranium  No.3138 

the fireplace containing all the ex-bfs' head wall mount

Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3139 

low flow toilets so only the constipated can flush

United Kingdom the british futacock Upton upon Severn, England  No.3140 

the tour wraps up with the hypochondria gallery and the nose piñata which when broken erupts with reaffirming misshapen candy and bloomed chocolate treats

Brazil Lori Brasilia, Distrito Federal  No.3141 

alec the crazy old man begging for change on parking lot and making death threats to bystanders

says its ok to beg since unlike the government he isnt stealing your change at gunpoint

United States the american bulge noticer Bedminster, New Jersey  No.3142 

the device you are assigned is large- simple and rugged, intended to sustain the stresses of frequent and daily use

3rd floor, left turn from elevator, right past the screenshots of underage chatlogs and through the double doors

the hall is long and narrow and over-lit by an abundance of overhead halogen fixtures. the glare is dizzying

evenly spaced along the walls are large, framed fact sheets with medical diagrams and illustrations

FINASTERIDE

MUSCLE ACHE
TENDERNESS OF BREASTS
IMPOTENCE
DIZZINESS
CONFUSION
DISASSOCIATION
BRAIN FOG

you dial in number 7 on your Select-a-Vape, raise the mouthpiece to your lips, and breathe in deeply

Portugal Berber warrior Ribeirao, Braga  No.3143 

Anus parents fund the museum with his wealthy inheritance in order to teach their son a lesson in humility

United States I Wish I Was In Dixie Elkridge, Maryland  No.3144 

>>3142
this post is copyright poole bros posting industries 2019 and the new jersey geoloc does not necessarily reflect the actual location of user: gabe

Piteå's cranium Proxy the schizophrenic curitiba Piteå's cranium  No.3145 

>>3142
after the smell

the Select-a-Vape screams: ho my god i literally cant even believe like this like that actual lee happened girl

the tour guide repeats: nope, "never happened"

United Kingdom London, England  No.3146 

After the end of the trip the staff say goodbye with that happened anus

United States the american bougie San Jose, California  No.3147 

>>3135
the anus museum's KidZone has a big sandpit to dig up fun-colored dinosaur bones but it's rigged with trapdoors

Brazil not amber Santos, Sao Paulo  No.3148 

a wall that you can leave your "kill yourself anus" message

United Kingdom the scottish mujahideen London, England  No.3149 

the "kill yourself anus" keyboard is the main attraction

United Kingdom the british futacock Upton upon Severn, England  No.3150 

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>>3149
also a to scale replica of this waiting room, patients and all

United States the american livebunkerer Council Bluffs, Iowa  No.3151 

>>3150
whomst originally made this pic

United Kingdom the scottish mujahideen London, England  No.3152 

>>3151
I wanna say arnber

United Kingdom the british spook Upton upon Severn, England  No.3153 

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>>3151
amperb

United Kingdom the scottish mujahideen London, England  No.3154 

>>3153
the best part of this is how it took 3 keybords to make

United States Obama's Filthy Life Center Moriches, New York  No.3155 

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>>3153
>>3152
you could make an entire art gallery dedicated to amber's works alone

France Proxy the french women's pussy Paris, Ile-de-France  No.3156 

>>3154
wouldn't be more epic if the keys were relative to their correct position?

like

—–kill
—–ur—–
—self—–
——-anus—

you following? because the k, i, l are on the right side

United States the american christcuck Garden City, New York  No.3157 


United States Treat Boy Allendale, Illinois  No.3158 

motion activated early 90s tech animatronic 60 yr old businessman sitting on a park bench who waves sluggishly and becons to passing visitors to gather round and listen to the tale of how he spent $20 one night in the park

Ireland the irish altshiter Dublin, Dublin  No.3159 

>>3156
wouldn't it be epic if you went back to krautchan

United Kingdom xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Wyken, England  No.3160 +1 

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United States the american lolcow San Jose, California  No.3161 +1 

My favorite line in this thread was "bought by the Louvre"

Germany the german rex Dortmund, Nordrhein-Westfalen  No.3162 +1 

kill yourself anus poetry slam in the lobby

Brazil Lori Goiania, Goias  No.3163 

arch this or i leave forever unironic

New Zealand Kildare Auckland, Auckland  No.3164 

anus will get brain damaged from chinese dab nail varnish



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