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United States Fuquay Tavernier, Florida  No.2023 +2 [View All]

I just had sex
Ban from vir
Bstory when I get home(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS CRING)
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United States the american mobileposter New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.2186 

>>2183
jealousy, shitting on him for being a desperate thirster, and because he got an awkward pity fuck and it seems like this budding relationship may be on the rocks because of it (but mostly jealousy)

Nepal the nepalese autistic shoes Kathmandu, Bagmati  No.2187 

This is how the Incel-Chad war begins

Sweden the swedish numale  No.2188 

epic

Sweden vastra Fritsla, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.2189 

>>2183
he isnt human

Japan ANUSOID Kumamoto, Kumamoto  No.2190 

>>2177
best thing written on bron since "extroverted with my mom"

Sweden vastra Fritsla, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.2191 

can you kill yourself now?

Palestine, State of the palestinian christcuck Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2192 

>>2190
exactly

also it's extroverted with my *mother

please get it right!!! thanks

Lithuania the lithuanian hussy Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.2193 

>>2190
i thought the exact same

United States Fuquay Tavernier, Florida  No.2194 

My thoughts the morning after: pretty eh experience. Honestly wished it waited until I knew her better

Palestine, State of the palestinian staffas Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2195 

>>2194
maybe you should've just used the vibrator yourself…

United States the american stable genius New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.2196 

>>2194
the next stacey you date may not be able to detect your virginity but shell still be well aware of your inexperience

Palestine, State of the palestinian dogfucker Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2197 

powell pixx of the woman

Lithuania the lithuanian bigdickbitch Kaunas, Kauno apskritis  No.2198 

>>2065
me the goku watching fellow /vir/ mafia collapse after tribeaming while i was away

Portugal Strongest man kurosawa Ribeirao, Braga  No.2199 

For those who have a beef with me, rojoyce for this thread gave me terminal cancer

Ireland frits wentik dj boring chad brother Maynooth, Kildare  No.2200 +1 

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United States the american stable genius New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.2201 +1 

>>2199
you gonna start asking powell for tips now?

Palestine, State of the palestinian lola Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2202 

>>2201
wacky are you perchance projecting?

why the heck are you jealous

it's because you haven't seen how xe looks

you probably imagine an anime catgirl in your mind

United States the american stable genius New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.2203 +1 

>>2202
a little of column A, a little of column B
just gotta give fugay credit considering how open hes being about it with us
i feel like were witnessing something similar to k. nagyerdis descent into vagi worship (hopefully it ends in a happy healthy imageboard-free relationship (ascent to NTggerdom) and not ODing in rural north carolina(cb tier))

Palestine, State of the palestinian house burner Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2204 

>>2203
well i think comparing anyone to kris is unfair and insulting to them

United States the american stable genius New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.2205 

>>2204
true true
but hes the only one who comes to mind when i think of anime sissy transitioning to pussy chaser

United States Durham, North Carolina  No.2206 


Palestine, State of the palestinian bateman Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2207 

>>2205
mostly remembered as a dropout tweaker(or is this word just meth abusers)

powell is gay, powell is an anime sissy but powell is also in grad school and has never consumed alcohol up till a few months ago, much less any drugs

i don't think he's gonna be in any OD danger any time soon

unless dixie decides to euthanize him and pump him full of Nembutal®, that is

Palestine, State of the palestinian orbi Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2208 

>>2206
post vibrator vagis pix

United States Profesional Expert Richardson, Texas  No.2209 

>>2104
Imagine still caring how a woman gets pleasure after you finish nutting.

Palestine, State of the palestinian house burner Khan Yunis, Gaza  No.2210 

>>2209
he didn't nut

United States I Wish I Was In Dixie Raleigh, North Carolina  No.2211 

>>2208
this lets see the pic bud..

United States I Wish I Was In Dixie Raleigh, North Carolina  No.2212 +1 

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>find some random whore on tinder with a good n stretched out puss who wants to fuck you out of pity and a desire to tell her friends she fucked a virgin
>do it, dont get off, she doesnt get off, and get cucked by a dildo at the end


fuck losing virginity its not even real honestly how is THIS better than being cel

Argentina the argentine vagiworshipper Rio Gallegos, Santa Cruz  No.2213 

>>2104
What were her intentions there

Sweden the swedish zinger Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.2214 

Virginity fraud (also known as chastity fraud, or the virginity lie) is held to occur when someone lies about his or her virginity in order to obtain something of value. The concept is controversial, especially in view of fundamental societal disagreement over the definition and importance of virginity and gender roles (including the sexual double standard).

The archetypal case is of a woman who falsely claims to be a virgin for the sake of marriage to a man whom she suspects of insisting on, or at least valuing, virginity in his bride. (Other situations – such as two lovers who claimed to lose their virginity together on the internet as a publicity stunt[1] – may technically qualify, but are rarely discussed in the same context.)

Sweden the swedish sissy hunter  No.2215 

fugayzi

United Kingdom xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Wyken, England  No.2216 

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United States the american sissy hunter Southaven, Mississippi  No.2217 

>>2212
first times are usually shit
and sex with randoms is usually shit too

Sweden Vastra Goeteborg, Vastra Gotalands lan  No.2218 

>>2212
and this is the person you actually talk to in real life

United Kingdom the british hewat London, England  No.2219 

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>>2212
Such vulgar cynicism

Japan ANUSOID Kumamoto, Kumamoto  No.2220 +2 

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>>2217
roy is right for once

United States the american house burner San Jose, California  No.2221 

>>2212
Do women actually brag about sex w/ virgins?_?

United States I Wish I Was In Dixie Wake Forest, North Carolina  No.2222 

>>2221
women love attention im sure she felt powerful and texted all her girlfriends about it so they could send her emojis back

Portugal Doctor Broncco Darque, Viana do Castelo  No.2223 

>>2089
young man, fucking a lady is like giving her a massage with your dick and pelvis. Another thing, there is a cough syrup with a secret secondary effect that makes you last longer, very longer if that's your problem.

United States the american rex Mount Laurel, New Jersey  No.2224 

did you masturbate before
because if you did your a bsr
its advice only virgins thinks works

United States the american tranny Chicago, Illinois  No.2225 

>>2223
what cough syrup is this
i'm curious

United States guido joon Trenton, New Jersey  No.2226 

>>2224
tell us more dr sex science

United States guido joon Trenton, New Jersey  No.2227 

>>2224
no really, tell me more
me the type of nword to really believe in dis

United States the american paintknight Mount Laurel, New Jersey  No.2228 

>>2226
benis in bagina

United States Durham, North Carolina  No.2229 

>>2224
nope

Belarus the belarusian lolcow Minsk, Minskaya voblasts'  No.2230 +2 

there is nothing casual about sex ppl are macabrely retarded

Sweden the swedish milcel Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.2231 +2 

>>2230
>there is nothing casual about masturbation ppl are macabrely retarded
t. classic putin

it's all a mattress of perspective…

Sweden the swedish hotshot Stockholm, Stockholms lan  No.2232 +3 

what's the point of /arch/ if this thread isn't archived

Ireland The only Irish poster on CB !d4ZwLfcwFk Dublin, Dublin  No.2233 +2 

congrats bro i gave my gf cummy bunnies today as well :)

Ireland The only Irish poster on CB !d4ZwLfcwFk Dublin, Dublin  No.2234 +2 

>>2089
wait so you didn't cummy inside the v?
then you're still a virg………

France bcf Chatillon, Ile-de-France  No.3258 




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