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Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1669 +2 

Bronnen Suicide Hotline

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1670 +1 

Dortmund: (before even letting the grieving widow finish) Kill yourself Anus

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1671 +1 

Callum: [sends them a picture of a brainless kid as he is unable to make a relevant comment or give advice]

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1672 +1 

Jörgen: Lost your job and can't pay your mortgage? What you need is a long walk on the beach… bonus points for art museum visits!

Austria the austrian funny cat  No.1673 +1 

dortmund picking up just telling everyone to kys

Austria the austrian house burner  No.1674 +1 

>>1672
loooooool

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1675 +1 

Cheyenne: You should avoid placing your bed under a window, low ceilings or angles. Another thing you can do is choose bedroom furniture with soft/curved lines to keep away from sharp, pointed energy. The noopept I prescribed you along 4 hours of meditation a day should normalize your Qi and make you realize the universe is consciousness.

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1676 +2 

Eugene: I know that feel Bernd I myself missed on teen love and can never NEVER have it back women can sense I missed that milestone in life and a big part of what it is to be a human being all I ever want is to be 15 again lying on the grass on a warm summer night watching the stars not worrying about rent bills student loans my only worry in life being my blonde freckled cutie pie but I can't do that because I am DEFECTIVE I will NEVER walk around school holding her hand and whispering injokes in her ear I CAN NEVER HAVE THAT TIME BACK JUST KILL ME ALREADY AAAaaaAAgh

Austria the austrian reddit suede  No.1677 +1 

>>1675
oh my heck lol

United Kingdom Mikhael Rosen Broadstairs, Kent  No.1678 +1 

piano brazil: what you need is to take up a hobby, take me and my $20 keyboard for example

Sweden vastra Lund, Skåne  No.1679 +1 

>>1672
oldfags remember

United States the american jaxon Cherry Hill, New Jersey  No.1680 +2 

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Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1681 +1 

Milwaukee: (to a father who lost his 11-year-old son to leukemia) Kids? This is a suicide hotline… not CHAD telecounselling

Sweden yes Norsborg, Stockholm  No.1682 +1 

pin all

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1683 +1 

Fabían: (to a paraplegic woman) So what if you can't squat? There are always OPH and paused chins

United Kingdom Mikhael Rosen Broadstairs, Kent  No.1684 +2 

Setúbal: you think your problems are bad? i'm still a virgin

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1685 +2 

Adam: Wait, wait, who did you vote for again?

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1686 +1 

Lori: Look… before I can tell you how to proceed, I need to know what you are wearing

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1687 +1 

Gustavo: Your house not being covered by your insurance is all part of God's plan. Thessalonians 5:16 0 18 teaches, “Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.” These three activities — being joyful, praying, and being thankful — are God’s will for all believers, regardless of other circumstances, even when he is testing you! Romans 12:1-2 promises, “I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God – this is your spiritual act of worship. Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is – his good, pleasing and perfect will.” When we dedicate our lives to God and turn away from materialism, we prepare our hearts to hear from God.

United States feasties San Antonio, Texas  No.1688 +1 

these are some of my favorite threads

Brazil classic putin Brasília, Federal District  No.1689 +1 

>>1687
all true, every last word

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1690 +1 

Ronen: ght, alright, calm down. Listen to me. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You lookin' around and it's all scary and different, but y'know… m-meeting them head-on, charging into 'em like a bull—that's how we grow as people. I'm no stranger to scary situations, I deal with them all the time. Now if you just stick with me — HOLY CRAP, MORTY, RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MORTY, RUN!! I-I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT THING BEFORE IN MY LIFE, MORTY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS!!

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1691 +1 

Kristján: Oh yes… the sting of late stage crapitalism. [USSR anthem starts playing] The pain we feel is like that tugging of skin for the serpent as it sheds an outer layer, comrade. Deep inside ourselves we are human beings, which is about so much more than the money we have in the bank or the things we buy at the store. As we shed ourselves of the immoral economic ideology of insatiable greed, let us workers remember our true nature and UNITE to WIPE OUT this plague!

Israel the israeli tranny lover Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1692 +1 

>>1690
uhm did you just quote word for word rick's monologue from season 1 episode 1 of rick and morty at exactly 08:05-08:33

United States the american rex's owner Chicago, Illinois  No.1693 +2 

>>1692
yeah, I did

Brazil  No.1694 +1 

imagine 90% of bronnen dies in horrific plane accident

and glockenspiel guatemala replaces us all

Israel the israeli lucas bailey Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1695 

>>1694
LaMia Flight 2933

Ireland the irish opfer Dublin, Leinster  No.1696 

>>1694
the day the menes died…

Brazil  No.1697 +1 

let me give it a try

Brazil  No.1698 +1 

brj: b-b-be… b-b-bettter t-t-than… B-BETTER *guido takes phone off his hands*
guido: selamunaleykum, how i can help you? i must warn you and apologize in advance i am gassy and i am a paki forgive me for any audible flatulence you may experience *brj wrestles phone off guido*
brj: BETTER THAN ME BETTER THAN ME BETTEEEEEER
suicidal person: but what about my daughters car accident?
brj: what car accident, anus? fossil fuels ran out in 2071 and solar powered cars still havent been invented *guido gets phone off his hands again*
guido: ozur dilerim its the pungent hikki fart concentration in the cubicle its affecting his thinking he doesnt know what he is doing there are just so many farts

*gunshot heard over the line*

Israel the israeli milcel Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1699 +1 

>>1698
/vir/ HQ

Brazil  No.1700 +1 

eric: you cant cross the bridge that is man and become homo invictus without pain. pain purifies. it edifies, it RECTIFIES. pain is also not real. its an illusion, so quit bothering me

Brazil  No.1701 

suicidal person: i got nothing to live for
ben: good

Finland the finnish kirinorway Vaasa, Western Finland  No.1702 +2 

Joni: Reminds me of the time I was staffas. Now me awaiting the police to bring me the recruitment notice and I have to neet around. Also I'm signed up for automation school when I finish but if I am 14 month paid NCO instead of 9 it is macabre waste of time.

me fix life settis

rate
rate??

Austria the austrian autist dog Linz, Upper Austria  No.1703 +1 


Sweden Vastra Lund, Skåne  No.1704 +1 

ben: hold up, before you kill yourself, let me just send you a selfie of myself in a piece of checkered clothing

Israel the israeli baldcel Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1705 +2 

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>>1702
der klassiker

United States Cheyenne Utah  No.1706 +1 

You know when that hawline bling
it could only mean one thing

Germany mike Essen, North Rhine-Westphalia  No.1707 +1 

sage

United States Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York  No.1708 

this is a good thread
this is a great thread

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1709 

I am bumping this so our honoured guest can become more acquainted with our community

Sweden Vastra Sundsvall, Västernorrland  No.1710 +1 

>>1709
me the guest

Israel the israeli burger flipper Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv  No.1711 

very funny :)

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1713 

Ramón: Suicide crisis lines can be found in many countries worldwide. Many are geared to a general audience while others are specific to a select demographic such as LGBT youth, Native American and Aboriginal Canadian youth. One of the first suicide crisis lines was the Samaritans. Although crisis hotlines are common, there is little evidence for their effectiveness.[9]

United States the american kekistani Paterson, New Jersey  No.1714 


Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1715 

Diadema: What kind of NUMALE even calls a crisis line? You would have to be Lola to think losers who work for minimum wage can give you life advice

Brazil the brazilian newfag Santo André, Sao Paulo  No.1716 

>>1715
me the numale

Brazil classic putin Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro  No.1717 

>>1715
hypothetical suicide hotline diadema is right tho
it's a ridiculous idea
that nigga ted bundy took calls for one such hotline and was the best employee among his peers lol

United States the american natsoc gfur Pompano Beach, Florida  No.1718 

do roy suicide hotline

Brazil Canoas, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1719 

covina: Literal Retard! Not pretending, not lying, not being ironic, you need to KILL YOURSELF!!!!!

United States the american gaymer Atlanta, Georgia  No.1720 

>>1719
covina: ruff

United States the american wacky New Berlin, Wisconsin  No.1721 


Finland the finnish roy Vaasa, Western Finland  No.1722 

>>1721
better than me

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1723 

>>1718

Solomon: She left you? Oh, TRUST me when I tell you… good ole Roy BEEN there, DONE that… their smell usually lingers in the house for some time, doesn't it? (I know it because I had girlfriends) Not having an asian taint to tongue or jewess' breasts to fondle at night can be soul crushing (I know it because I used to have access to them) but it is no reason to split your head open! Well, at least not when you could be putting that 12 gauge to good use shooting liberals and minorities who don't get us civic nationalists…

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1724 

>>1723
you're bitter because you have money but still no girl would ever sleep with you lol

United States the american dogfucker Atlanta, Georgia  No.1725 +1 

>>1724
you're bitter because you have pizza but still no horse would ever sleep with you lol

t. roy

Sweden the swedish unkler Linköping, Östergötland  No.1726 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Germany the german pepe garrison Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia  No.1727 

>>1724
piano: handsome, wealthy, cultured, intelligent

you: untermensch, minimum wage, dumb, blue shoes

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1728 

>>1727
niedersachsen cringe

Germany the german lucas bailey Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia  No.1729 +1 

>>1728
i will defend him with my life

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1730 +1 

>>1729
niedersachsen defend internet boyfriend
cringe

United States Chiquita Banana Occupied Government East Moriches, New York  No.1731 +1 

>>1729
sounds like you wan

United States Burgerking !PREmemertI Portsmouth, Ohio  No.1732 

hotline miami: one time I was driving down the street and I saw a billboard for a suicide hotline

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Georgia  No.1733 

>>1723
>>1724
Amazing upvote battle

Argentina the argentinean meat toilet General Roca, Rio Negro  No.1734 

do rnd arg poster

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian behindert Kaunas, Kaunas  No.1735 

>>1733
you bumped this thread to make this post and it made you lose it looool

Sweden yes Norsborg, Stockholm  No.1736 

>>1733
not even close lmao

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Georgia  No.1737 

>>1735
All according to plan
4 of the upvotes of my post were from Coats (orbi) proxies

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Georgia  No.1738 

>>1736
It was until just now

United States feasties Spicewood, Texas  No.1739 

>>1734

random argentinean poster: before you pull the trigger, could you please assist me in moving some boxes. there are some cockroaches near it and I cannot go in the house

Israel the israeli numale Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1740 

>>1738
bro it doesn't matter

piano brazil upvoted you
coats upvoted you twice

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1741 

>>1740
>piano brazil upvoted you
wow
i didn't know he felt that way about me…maybe he's just tsun-tsun

Argentina the argentinean edgemaster General Roca, Rio Negro  No.1742 

>>1739
roach phobia is the only real disease

Israel the israeli cam fapper Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1743 

>>1741
he wants you to improve yourself

trying to edify you and shit

everyone else gave up on you long time ago and just mock you endlessly for being a failure that you are

food for thought…

United States feasties Spicewood, Texas  No.1744 

>>1743
piano brazil believes in us all

Finland kimmo timonen Salo, Finland Proper  No.1745 

>>1741
piano brazil is a good boy…

United States the american virgin North Carolina  No.1746 

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>>1740
>mods can see who upvotes what

Israel the israeli einor hugji Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1747 

>>1746
no

only me

Brazil Santo Ângelo, Rio Grande do Sul  No.1748 

>>1740
>>1741

I meant to click the poster number

Israel the israeli ntgger Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1749 

>>1748
happens to the best of us

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1750 

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>>1748
sure you did buddy…come on over and give us a hug…

Israel the israeli ntgger Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1751 

>>1748
(i was just saying those votes are disqualified from the competition so it's actually 14 vs 7 a 2:1 upvote rate)

Argentina the argentinean gamer General Roca, Rio Negro  No.1752 

>>1748
upvoting everyone itt will devaluate the upvote and almost fix your mistake

Finland the finnish incel Vaasa, Western Finland  No.1753 

>>1750
asian women simply cannot stop eating domestic animals

someone has to put an end to this

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1754 

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>>1753
they eat them out of love

Brazil  No.1755 

>>1753

its a cat not my problem

United States the american moralfag Brooklyn, New York  No.1756 

>>1755
If you can make sfur out of it it must be defended

Israel the israeli horse Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1757 

>>1754
>kot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY

HE CALLED THE CAT A KOT

LIKE ON KRAUTCHAN

HE'S DOING A KRAUTCHAN THING ON BRONNEN

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KRAUTCHAN LMAO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS JOKE

Germany the german glaceon Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia  No.1758 

>>1757
roy is such an icorrigible krautchan legend

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1759 

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Israel the israeli hideloc brit Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1760 

>>1759
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY

HE CALLED THE CAT A KOT

LIKE ON KRAUTCHAN

HE'S DOING A KRAUTCHAN THING ON BRONNEN

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KRAUTCHAN LMAO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS JOKE

Finland smellings Tampere, Pirkanmaa  No.1761 

>>1755
What's gonna happen when they run out of cats?

Israel the israeli teemu Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1762 

>>1754
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY

SOLOMON CARTER POSTED HIS ALLEGED EX-GIRLFRIEND AGAIN

LIKE ON KRAUTCHAN

HE'S DOING A KRAUTCHAN THING ON BRONNEN

ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KRAUTCHAN LMAO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS JOKE

Germany the german patrik fridén Dortmund, North Rhine-Westphalia  No.1763 

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>>1760
can you add blue shoe to roys icons?

Republic of Lithuania the lithuanian alex jones Kaunas, Kaunas  No.1764 

>>1761
we will feed them numales (aww)

Israel the israeli steve rambo Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1765 +2 

>>1763
i can

but not today

i go bett soon

Israel the israeli numale Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1766 +2 

>>1762
what did roy mean by reporting this post

United States BlackWomenWorshipper Horn Lake, Mississippi  No.1767 +2 

>>1766
delete it

Israel the israeli baldcel Herzliya, Tel Aviv  No.1768 +2 

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>>1767
let me think

United States the american roy Seattle, Washington  No.1769 +4 

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